The word “HEO” (roughly pronounced “HELL” with a Southern twang) means pig in Vietnamese.  HELL YEAH is our phrase of choice when we hear what we want to hear – usually “free beer” or “bacon on top.”  I’m sure a few others pop...

Ok, so it has been about a month since we’ve done anything on this page (a little more than that since our admin has to “family it up” all the time now).   We have been busy with other things but, as luck would have it, at least some of those things have been rad enough to...

This past weekend marked the advent of the era of the SuperFriends.  Aquaman, Green Lantern, and Game-of-Death Bruce Lee united to battle the challenges presented by the Tough Mudder in Allentown, PA, and we showed the F up. After a memorable trip up to the PA mountains early Saturday morning...

I took care of two key errands today: (1) purchase green spray paint; (2) spray paint shoes green.  These intricate plans are part of my preparations for the Tough Mudder, which will take place this weekend.  My teammates and I have been doing a lot of preparation for the event—these have...

Miss Haven and I met as coworkers. Though young and straight out of Georgetown University, she has an old soul. We called her granny [insert noun here] at the office, but don’t let the cute librarian look fool you. As soon as the workday was done, she would let her hair loose and drink...

Bak Kwa is a sweet and salty asian BBQ jerky. Enjoyed widely over the world, Bak Kwa is especially popular in Southeast Asian countries. You like jerky? You like pork? Well then BAM! Here it is! Bak Kwa can be enjoyed as meat candy by itself or as a topping in sandwiches or side dishes. A well...

Italian Bacon.  F*ck…If we are gonna talk Bacon or Bacony-type stuff, let’s not forget our friend from the Boot.  Crispy, sliced thin on bread, added to a nice pasta dish.  Kinda like Ketchup, it makes everything better!  I digress, YEAH…Pancetta…Non ti dimenticare...

I will now support the above statement with empirical evidence and rad pictures.  Last night the Caps played the St. Louis Blues.  The Blues got the lead in the first period (after some sloppy Caps play that led to a 2 on 1) and the Caps looked “lethargic.”  With about a minute left in...

Here are some “epic” quotes that will without a doubt be plastered all over enough cheesy merchandise to fill the American consumers’ hearts by next week.  Come mid March teens everywhere will be walking around with Charlie Sheen’s face and his inspiring quotes plastered on their...

As part of my preparations for the upcoming physical challenges, and general ongoing quest for a more perfect ass, I have been doing Crossfit workouts.  If you aren’t familiar with Crossfit, it is a semi-new workout program that has gyms opening up all over the world and, to use a ...