HEO YEAH! Feb22

HEO YEAH!

The word “HEO” (roughly pronounced “HELL” with a Southern twang) means pig in Vietnamese.  HELL YEAH is our phrase of choice when we hear what we want to hear – usually “free beer” or “bacon on top.”  I’m sure a few others pop...

Catching Up Jun02

Catching Up

Ok, so it has been about a month since we’ve done anything on this page (a little more than that since our admin has to “family it up” all the time now).   We have been busy with other things but, as luck would have it, at least some of those things have been rad enough to...

SuperFriends, ASSEMB...

This past weekend marked the advent of the era of the SuperFriends.  Aquaman, Green Lantern, and Game-of-Death Bruce Lee united to battle the challenges presented by the Tough Mudder in Allentown, PA, and we showed the F up. After a memorable trip up to the PA mountains early Saturday morning...

Another Productive D...

I took care of two key errands today: (1) purchase green spray paint; (2) spray paint shoes green.  These intricate plans are part of my preparations for the Tough Mudder, which will take place this weekend.  My teammates and I have been doing a lot of preparation for the event—these have...

NOT IN THE FACE!

Billy recently asked if I wanted to go to this boxing class with him.  But before we begin, there are some things you guys need to know.  First, I don’t box—shit, I hardly workout.  Clicking this damn mouse and typing on this greasy keyboard is enough workout for my lazy ass.  So I told him I’d go, but with camera in hand.  Just can’t hurt this model face, you know?  Second, Billy is not your typical funny guy.  He’s actually a raging animal dressed as a clown.  He also went to Notre Dame for law school and boxed in their annual tournament there for fun.  By the way, Notre Dame’s mascot is...

BAK KUA! (Bak Kwa)

Bak Kwa is a sweet and salty asian BBQ jerky. Enjoyed widely over the world, Bak Kwa is especially popular in Southeast Asian countries. You like jerky? You like pork? Well then BAM! Here it is! Bak Kwa can be enjoyed as meat candy by itself or as a topping in sandwiches or side dishes. A well...

MATT BRADLEY IS AWESOME Mar04

MATT BRADLEY IS AWES...

I will now support the above statement with empirical evidence and rad pictures.  Last night the Caps played the St. Louis Blues.  The Blues got the lead in the first period (after some sloppy Caps play that led to a 2 on 1) and the Caps looked “lethargic.”  With about a minute left in...

“You Can’t Process Me With A Normal Brain” Mar02

“You Can’t Pro...

Here are some “epic” quotes that will without a doubt be plastered all over enough cheesy merchandise to fill the American consumers’ hearts by next week.  Come mid March teens everywhere will be walking around with Charlie Sheen’s face and his inspiring quotes plastered on their...

Bringing Macho Back

Levi’s used to epitomize real, all-American men. Now, they’re selling an abomination called “Ex-Girlfriend Jeans“. What, did your ex-girlfriend get your balls in the breakup? When did the line between men and women get so blurry? Its almost like there’s an in-between sex, we’ll call them metrosexuals and hipsters (see the evolution of hipsters here). To make this article easier, we’ll combine the two and call them “Metro-hips”. These men in disguise love women but like to act like them as well. They take just as long to get ready, they love to complain and chit chat. Not about relevant...

My Ropeburn Looks Li...

As part of my preparations for the upcoming physical challenges, and general ongoing quest for a more perfect ass, I have been doing Crossfit workouts.  If you aren’t familiar with Crossfit, it is a semi-new workout program that has gyms opening up all over the world and, to use a ...

TOP SECRET: “B...

I got a random email containing this “TOP-SECRET” bacon recipe.  While the sender has asked to remain anonymous, he has agreed to share additional bacon recipes in the future.  So now I have a secret agent, who I will just refer to as Agent Q.  He supposedly works for PiggiLeaks...

This will be mediocre at best b/c it is free. Feb16

This will be mediocr...

And also b/c I don’t know how to blog.  I am the funniest person you know.  However, I will not be posting my A-game material on this site b/c someone would most assuredly steal and exploit it for profit.  Nonetheless, I will provide some insights and random thoughts, as well ...